Kiss My Country Ass
I dont care who you are, when “Friends In Low Places” comes on, you shut up and sing that shit!

thindie:

um how do i get skinny by tomorrow

saltybalthy:

sticler:

sassy-gay-dust:

omg what if we named animals after the sound they make like in pokemon

“take the bark for a walk”

“hey could you feed the meows”

“hey look at all those moos”

woah thats one big PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF

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bitterxbitch:

spank my ass but also kiss my forehead and tell me I’m cute

mudbogger19:

boots-and-bowties:

I need a girl with these shorts!


I second this!!

mudbogger19:

boots-and-bowties:

I need a girl with these shorts!

I second this!!